The 10 Strangest and Wacky Beard Products of the Internet
If you are like us and like to shop online—you've probably discovered a ton of unusual and uncommon items—which you probably never saw before. Of those products, some are still very useful, while others are downright useless and just wacky. In any case, we pushed further the research to discover the most boggling and wacky beard products from this world.
Here's for you, our compilation of the 10 most unusual & strange beard's products.
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The GoateeSaver™ by GoateeSaver
Of all the bizarre and strange beard products that we've found—this one stands out for its originality. Nevertheless, this is a revolutionary and ingenious product that would appeal to many men who love to seek perfection. The GoateeSaver is, in fact, an adjustable template with a mouthpiece that allows you to obtain a uniform and perfect goatee. This product helps to prevent occasional mishaps when shaving. Finally, the GoateeSaver allows you to save time and get a perfect goatee in less than two. Although this may seem unnecessary for the most seasoned shaver—it is still practical and perhaps even essential for those who have more difficulties with their shaving technique.
Soft Goat Stubble / Beard Scrubbers by TheSoftGoat
Itchy beard is one of the main reasons that prevent some men to grow a beard. The product here is obviously unusual, but it is even more convenient. The Soft Goat Stubble is used to gently rub the hardened tips of your stubble beard to soften them. Therefore, this tool allows you to get a softer and smoother beard. If your wife doesn't like your itchy stubble beard—the Beard Scrubbers is the tool you need to save your relationship. It round the ends of your bristles to make them softer—but, be careful, rubbing too roughly can cause bald spot.
Beard Bib™ by The Beard King™
From the unusual beard accessories, this one is darn useful and ingenious—inspired by the baby's bibs, the Beard Bib is the quintessential bib to save your marriage—because obviously, your wife is probably pissed off of cleaning your beard hair scattered in the bathroom sink. The Beard Bib is a flap that you hang around your neck and that you fix on the mirror in front of you with suction cups. His main function is to retain and prevent the hair you trim or shave from falling down into the sink—and then easily throw them away in the trash. This viral product, available in white and black was popularized through his appearances on media such as Unilad, The Telegraph, ABC, Shark Tank, Details Style Syndicate and Product Hunt. We believe that even if at first glance this product seems strange, it is a very useful one, and it deserves to be discovered. However, be careful, not having to clean up the sink will become so pleasant with the Beard Bib that you'll want to trim everything down.
The Original Whisker Dam
As bearded with mustaches, we were speechless when we discovered this fantastic product—it's cool, it's convenient, it's smart. You will agree that there is nothing more unpleasant than having your freshly styled mustache dipping in your orange juice or beer glass—right? This unpleasant feeling can now be avoided with the Whisker Dam. This unusual product is used as a guard that protects your mustache from dipping into your glass when you drink an indulgent drink. Very small, it can easily be carried with you wherever you go. The Whisker Dam is an artisanal premium product made of 100% copper, and which is covered with a non-toxic barrier. If you have a mustache, you'll never enjoy your favorite drink as much as you will with the Whisker Dam.
Beard Beer by Rogue
If you thought you'd seen it all, well, sit down—we found beard beer! Yes yes, you read that right, beard beer... Just tap Rogue Beard Beer on Google and you'll see for yourselves that it is indeed, real and that it can even be bought online and be delivered to your home—if you stay in Washington or Oregon. The Rogue beer is made with 100% natural ingredients such as beard's yeast. An innovation you'll say? From our side, we find it rather disturbing that a man did think about this crazy idea. Anyway, such a product is worth to be tried at least once in your life—As for us, we are planning to go ahead and pass our first order before the end of the next decade. For those who read this, and have already tried one of those unusual beers—if you are still alive, please share your experience with us in the comments section bellow<.
Beard Rings by Grimfrost
Some put flowers in their beard, which is quite strange, others like to put holiday's ornaments in their beard. This visionary trend is funny for a picture, but honestly, please, stop... If you want to put goodies in your beard while increasing your manhood—instead of decreasing it—opt for Grimfrost beard beads. The popular TV show The Vikings, the movies Lord of the Rings, and The Hobbit are among other major responsible for this trend return. This old Scandinavian fashion is appealing for many men, even today. If you want to look even more badass—pick up your beard rings and become a true Viking.
Wrist Ruler by Ilovehandles
You probably already heard a beardsman say that he has a 4-inch beard—and you thought to yourself, well he's crazy... Did he really took a measuring tape in his garage and went ahead to measure the exact length of his beard? Surprisingly, he maybe didn't even had to get out of his couch to get a measuring tape to do so—in fact, Ilovehandles designed a special wristband, graduated in inches and centimeters. If you are the kind of person who likes to measure everything, wherever you go—well, this thing was made for you. Even tho this product is not made only to measure beards—we just have to think of the new trend of graduated t-shirts for beards, to know that there is still a real demand for it. Anyway, whether it is fashion or not, we found this product rather unusual so it earned his place in this topo.
Antique Mustache Curler
This product is not new. On the contrary, it is used by men since decades. Men who wore the moustache have two solutions to curl their tips. They either use a mustache wax—which is very good but, have a shorter duration—or they can use a mustache curling iron—which have a long-lasting duration. The old school version of this tool needs to be heated to high temperatures in order for it to perfectly curl mustache tips. We did research on the internet to see if this ancient product was still available to you and found several models on. So, in contrast to what one's might believe—curling irons are therefore not only for women.
BeardWipe by Beard Paw
Of course—as you surely noticed—when eating with a big beard, it's not always easy and it can be frustrating at times. Realizing the importance of always keeping a clean & well-groomed beard—the US Beard Paw company designed wet wipes for your beard. These wipes contain a mild soap and 100% natural ingredients such as aloe oil, grape seed oil, eucalyptus, and cedar. These ingredients help to gently clean your beard after each meal. Obviously, wet wipes are not a new invention, but beardwipes for the beard ... We had not seen it yet. That being said, they fairly earned their place in our topo of the 10 most unusual and strange beard products.
The Full Beard Calendar
There is a new calendar and this one is not used to remember significant anniversaries. Because sometimes the beard is quite long and difficult to grow—the Ukrainian artist Anna Marinenko had a great idea by presenting a calendar that is growing a beard in real time—The beard begins to be cultivated on January 1. Each month—when you change the calendar page—you will see the beard on it grow. The beard of the calendar should awfully look like yours if you started to grow it on January first. Although a beard calendar may seem strange and bizarre, such a product can be fun and encouraging for those who grow a beard for the first time and struggling to fix their beard goal.